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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour emails are just spam that gets stuck in human filters.
Professional ghoster of marketing directors and print shop owners.
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oof.you▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates aggressive follow-up emails at 3am
You chase leads to pitch apparel designs and manage the accounts for apparel orders. You build client rapport.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your cold email outreach is replaced by personalized generative sequences.
Month 6
The software begins logging and predicting all your sales interactions.
Month 13
Clients select apparel specs via a portal instead of calling you.
Month 21
Algorithms handle pricing and terms based on real-time production costs.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your account management seat is permanently retired to save overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
100%
Cold calls avoided
0.4 seconds
Average sales response
42%
Human error rate
Your severance
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