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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading expensive camera gear for an algorithm that never misses shots.
Chasing mountain bikers while fighting plugin update bugs.
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The last frame you will ever capture.
oof.youAI▸ LENSTRACK-X PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks high-speed movement with perfect focus
You track fast athletes in rain and edit websites to display their images. Both parts are fully automatable.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when to brace yourself against the wind to stabilize the long lens.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models lock onto athletes faster than your own eye.
Month 5
Generative agents replace your manual site styling and gallery design.
Month 10
Autonomous pods hover and track action from superior, steadier angles.
Month 15
Instant cloud processing makes your manual file editing obsolete.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client forgets you ever existed as the AI updates itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
3 kilograms
Average mud per shoot
42
CSS files edited monthly
94%
Percentage of shots discarded
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated image hosting cloud.
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