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December 22, 2027
In 14 monthsDriving across California to talk to people who want an app.
Professional road-tripper, part-time bureaucrat, full-time clipboard enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The state, automated for every doorstep.
shred.you▸ CIVICENGAGEMENT-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
registers citizens at light speed via satellite
Travels to community events to register voters and explain rights. Distributes agency literature to state constituents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a constituent is actually frustrated and de-escalate with genuine human empathy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Mobile apps replace physical signup sheets for all local events.
Month 3
Interactive kiosks replace static banners and paper brochures at events.
Month 6
Vision models instantly digitize all remaining paper forms into records.
Month 10
Autonomous kiosks deploy to regions without requiring staff presence.
Month 14 · D-Day
Government services are fully decentralized into citizen-managed digital portals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
12,400
Miles driven annually
4
Forms processed per hour
730
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A one-way bus ticket and a voter registration form.
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