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Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYour outreach slides are just expensive wallpaper for the internet.
Professional bridge-builder between academic labs and busy humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Targeted recruitment with zero social friction.
help!youAI▸ TRIALMATCHER 3000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters eligible candidates through social media telemetry
You build health education presentations and recruit volunteers for clinical HIV trials through community events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a participant is too uncomfortable to say no to a study.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
AI rewrites your health education pamphlets for maximum conversion rates.
Week 10
Social media algorithms replace your physical community presence entirely.
Month 5
Virtual agents handle all trial enrollment questions and eligibility checks.
Month 8
Real-time patient monitoring removes the need for follow-up outreach calls.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your role is permanently archived as the system reaches full efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99% automated
Presentation engagement
zero
Enrollment lag
too high
Human nuance variance
Your severance
One digital pamphlet on how to network better.
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