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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour handshake deal is now just an API ping in the dark.
Professional road warrior, champion of the lunch meeting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you find your keys.
shred.you▸ ACQUISITION-X PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates deeper discounts than you ever could
You track leads, drive to client sites, negotiate terms, and sign contracts. Soon, a dashboard does it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which client needs a drink instead of a discount.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Your call logs and emails train the lead-scoring model.
Month 3
Personalized video messages replace your generic cold call scripts.
Month 9
Real-time market analysis sets contract terms without your input.
Month 14
Blockchain verification makes your wet-ink signatures obsolete.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client portal auto-renews everything while you look for work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
25000
Miles driven annually
450
Coffee budget per client
12%
Contract churn rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a gas card.
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