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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour firm handshake is just a low-bandwidth data transfer protocol.
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Closing deals before you finish your lunch.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes lead paths based on social sentiment
You chase leads, wine and dine prospects, and manage quotas. Your personality is currently a placeholder for our software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you over a steak dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your call logs are mirrored to train our predictive models.
Month 5
Our bot handles the initial prospecting sequences with higher conversion.
Month 12
Video calls are handled by deepfake negotiators tailored to the prospect.
Month 16
Remaining physical visits are replaced by high-fidelity remote drones.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your quota is reassigned to the automated CRM executive core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
88 percent
Average rejection rate
12 hours/week
Time spent in traffic
too many
Client golf outings
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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