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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour firm handshake is the only thing delaying the inevitability here.
Road warrior who actually enjoys the smell of argon.
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Closing the deal before you finish lunch.
oof.youAI▸ GASGRID SYNC-3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates price negotiations based on real-time usage
You drive to industrial sites to pitch gas cylinders, welding gear, and safety supplies to site foremen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a site manager is lying about their current vendor contract.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins suggesting your exact next sales call targets.
Month 5
Sensors on cylinders report usage levels directly to our server.
Month 10
Algorithms handle your price negotiations without needing a human intermediary.
Month 16
Clients inspect product quality via high-resolution video streams instead.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the company dashboard is gracefully revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
zero
Client golf outings
negative
Contract churn rate
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