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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell imaginary products to people who already have too many.
Professional traveler, LinkedIn stalker, CRM whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep in a hotel.
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guarantees contract signature with zero human contact
You hunt enterprise leads, wine and dine them, and navigate endless procurement processes to close software contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a prospect stops lying about the budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM feeds your entire history into a cold predictive model.
Month 6
Smart bots replace your generic follow-ups with personalized lies.
Month 12
AI-generated avatars run the pitch deck without needing travel budgets.
Month 16
Software algorithms automatically negotiate pricing against the client's procurement bots.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human sales teams are formally retired to focus on golf full-time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
94%
Average rejection rate
60
Cold calls per day
800/yr
Hours spent on flights
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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