Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Package Delivery Helper jobs? · Latest report #6h6jdgh4
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are basically a human GPS attachment with a back injury.
Professional porch-sprint specialist and truck door slammer.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The heavy lifting without the heavy breathing.
squeeze.youAI▸ PARCELRUNNER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
drops packages precisely on the porch mat
You jump out of the truck to deliver packages while the driver navigates and keeps the engine idling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the handwritten 'Beware of Dog' note on the gate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras record every unique porch layout for robot navigation.
Month 10
Standardized home delivery boxes allow robots to drop off items.
Month 20
Autonomous trucks with sidewalk robots take over local routes.
Year 2.3
Algorithms remove the need for a second person to assist.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your truck door stays closed while the machine does the work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
250
Boxes lifted daily
12mph
Doorstep sprint speed
120
Truck door slams
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to back pain relief cream.
Discussion
