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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling shipping lanes to people who only care about the price.
Professional gatekeeper of the local logistics supply chain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the race to the bottom.
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undercuts your best price during contract review
You cold-call logistics managers and negotiate volume shipping rates for regional delivery routes. Your job is chasing renewals.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which operations managers are too hungover to argue about fuel surcharges.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting price floors based on historical competitor data.
Month 5
Machines handle all lead nurturing and initial cold outreach.
Month 10
Real-time pricing algorithms replace your manual quote building.
Month 15
Software automatically pushes renewal offers directly to customer portals.
Month 21 · D-Day
The sales desk is repurposed as a charging station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
2 percent
Cold call conversion rate
6 hours
Time spent in CRM
minus 5 percent
Average margin negotiation
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's shipping API.
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