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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Package Dispatcher jobs? · Latest report #cx792kyq
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA button-pressing career is a long walk off a short pier.
Professional button-pusher, package-shuffler, warehouse logistics enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing buttons until the end of time.
split.youAI▸ CLICKBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clicks every button with zero latency
You scan shipping labels and click a button to confirm packages have left the facility.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a misaligned shipping label before the scanner gives up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart cameras start logging packages automatically as they pass the sensors.
Month 6
The manifest software now pulls directly from the conveyor belt sensors.
Month 12
The button is locked; the machine now handles all output confirmations.
Month 17
The system processes ten times more boxes than the human could.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The last human-pressed button is recycled for spare parts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4200
Buttons pushed per shift
0.3 percent
Human error rate
4 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of redundant rubber stamp ink.
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