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Your job has an expiration date
February 4, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYour clipboard and whistle are cute but ultimately quite disposable.
Professional gatekeeper of social glass-cage enthusiasts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total court domination with zero small talk.
ow.youAI▸ COURTMASTER PADEL-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks spin patterns to shame every amateur
You schedule court bookings, manage memberships, and shout instructions at amateurs hitting plastic balls against glass walls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a client is lying about their skill level.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
App-based locks replace your manual check-in of club members.
Month 5
Robotic vacuums handle the glass cleaning and court maintenance cycles.
Month 14
Vision-guided projection systems tell players exactly where to hit.
Year 2
Algorithms automatically ban deadbeats from the court booking system.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The system runs the club perfectly without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
400 hours
Small talk wasted
too tight
Average racket grip
human-slow
Ball retrieval speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of overgrip tape.
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