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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTeaching people how to bounce balls off fences is peak human inefficiency.
Professional ball-feeder and amateur therapist for weekend warriors.
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Perfect feeds, infinite patience, zero social awkwardness.
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sends perfect lobs into the back corner
You feed balls from a basket, demonstrate volleys, and critique footwork for amateur players on fenced courts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can tactfully explain why they missed a simple overhead.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Robotic hoppers begin delivering perfectly timed feeds to every client.
Month 10
Cameras track footwork and swing paths to provide instant digital feedback.
Month 20
Players wear headsets to practice tactical positioning against simulated opponents.
Year 2.5
Small robots clear stray balls from the court during active play.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The AI instructor replaces all human guidance at every club.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
42 daily
Average basket refills
18
Footwork corrections per hour
120 monthly
Balls lost in neighboring courts
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated ball-tracking camera system.
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