Paediatric Cardiothoracic Surgeon

You will be replaced by CardioFix-AI Mark IX

Precision at the microscopic level, no caffeine required.

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AI's Special Power

calibrates microscopic sutures in real-time

MYTHICThe machine has filed a complaint.

You perform complex heart repairs on tiny, delicate patients. It is high-stakes work that requires immense focus and biological adaptability.

The one thing AI can't do

You can sense the subtle mechanical feedback of a valve failing under your own fingers.

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Exactly how AI will do it

Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.

1. Month 10

   Data logging

   Sensors begin recording every microscopic movement and decision during your routine pediatric cardiac procedures.

2. Year 4

   Assisted surgery

   Robotic arms provide sub-millimeter stabilization for your instruments during complex arterial reconstruction.

3. Year 10

   Automated sutures

   Vision-guided systems take over the repetitive task of closing incisions with superhuman precision and speed.

4. Year 16

   Remote intervention

   The AI assumes control of the perfusion machine, optimizing blood flow parameters without manual human adjustment.

5. Year 27 · D-Day

   Deprecation Day

   The system performs full end-to-end cardiac repair while you attend a conference on why you are obsolete.

The business case

What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.