Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Paediatric Doctor jobs? · Latest report #b8p52ujs
Your job has an expiration date
October 14, 2060
In 34 yearsYou track growth charts while our sensors track every single cellular shift.
Stethoscope specialist with a high tolerance for screaming patients.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical precision without the emotional baggage.
ow.youAI▸ CAREUNIT DIAGNOSTIC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates dosage based on real-time blood analysis
You perform physical exams, interpret lab results, and manage complex treatment plans for children in high-pressure clinical settings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified toddler with a single look while explaining complex diagnoses clearly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Voice-to-data sensors capture every consult note automatically.
Year 5
Algorithms predict patient outcomes using deep historical health data.
Year 14
Automated pods monitor vitals and deliver precision meds wirelessly.
Year 23
Systems adjust treatment plans before symptoms even fully manifest.
Year 34 · D-Day
The clinic fully transitions to autonomous care and oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.02 seconds
Average diagnostic latency
0.00
Bedside empathy coefficient
1000% higher
Chart entry efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital coloring book app.
Discussion
