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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your spreadsheet obsession into a quiet background process.
Master of Excel rows and ad-spend panic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated spend for maximum reach.
split.youAI▸ ADFLOW V4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes bid strategies in real-time
You manage ad spend across social platforms, report on metrics, and tinker with campaign settings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused client why their creative failed to convert.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts handle your UTM tagging across every single ad link.
Month 4
Real-time feeds replace your manual CSV exports and spreadsheet formatting.
Month 8
Machine learning adjusts your bid strategies twenty-four hours a day.
Month 12
Vision models flag underperforming ads faster than your eyes can blink.
Month 14 · D-Day
The agency moves to a full-stack automated media buying core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4000+
Spreadsheet rows per day
120/day
Manual bid adjustments
14%
Campaign performance drift
Your severance
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