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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou optimize budgets while I optimize you right out of existence.
Professional spreadsheeter of dreams and client conversion metrics.
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reallocates entire quarterly budgets in milliseconds
You manage ad spend across platforms and report on campaign performance to justify your agency's monthly retainers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can lie to a client about why a campaign failed with genuine conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart dashboards scrape data to replace your manual slide deck creation.
Month 5
Algorithms handle real-time bidding without needing your strategic input.
Month 10
Automated insights are emailed directly to clients as actionable advice.
Month 14
The AI predicts market shifts better than your gut feeling ever could.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency realizes your salary is just an expensive human proxy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
24 hours
Human decision lag
4000/second
Automated bid frequency
0.0001%
Reporting error rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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