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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou spend all day clicking refresh to watch a budget evaporate.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth without the human fatigue.
split.youAI▸ BIDMASTER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes spend across five networks simultaneously
You manage ad spend across platforms and tweak bid strategies. Your entire job is a set of math variables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the campaign tanked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software scrapes the data and emails the report for you.
Month 5
Algorithms take over the manual adjustments to bid strategies.
Month 9
Generative models produce ad copy and visual assets instantly.
Month 12
Direct API connections handle all campaign deployments autonomously.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine runs everything forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Zero oversight
Cost per click
Infinite
Spreadsheets managed
Always up
Conversion rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's ad platform.
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