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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou track pixels, while we track the end of your career.
Professional tag-monkey and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ad delivery for the post-human era.
glub.youAI▸ TRAFFICFLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocreates dynamic tracking parameters in milliseconds
You spend all day uploading ads and tracking pixels. Soon, you will spend all day not doing that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a tracking pixel breaks before the dashboard reports it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Platforms connect directly to our servers to bypass manual uploads.
Week 8
Algorithms verify pixel fires without requiring human eyes on dashboards.
Month 3
Sensors adjust spend based on real-time performance, killing your spreadsheets.
Month 5
Creative files are pulled and formatted automatically by our vision engines.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final human account is deactivated for permanent operational redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
142
Tags deployed daily
12 percent
Human error rate
6 hours
Time spent in spreadsheets
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