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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsPaying platforms to show ads that nobody actually wants to click.
Professional interruptor of cat videos with irrelevant shopping links.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning ad spend into profit automatically.
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optimizes spend across ten networks simultaneously
You manage ad budgets and tweak target audiences. Then you stare at conversion dashboards and explain the missing ROI.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the creative tanked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bot generates your weekly summary reports while you sleep.
Month 4
Algorithms begin adjusting your campaign bids in real time.
Month 8
Image models create all your ad variations without your help.
Month 12
Autonomous agents take over the bank account permissions completely.
Month 13 · D-Day
The client disconnects your access and deletes your account permissions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
too high
Cost per click
infinite
Hours spent on reporting
99 percent
Average ad blindness
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ad-free subscription vouchers.
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