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May 31, 2027
In 7 monthsYour strategy is just an algorithm waiting for a faster processor.
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Optimising your spend into oblivion.
bzzt.youAI▸ CAMPAIGNBOT ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates six thousand profitable ad variants
You draft ad copy, set campaign budgets, and obsessively refresh performance dashboards to track click-through rates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why a campaign failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Software takes over your daily bid adjustments based on performance.
Week 9
Ad copy is drafted by models that understand your audience.
Month 4
Clients receive automated charts instead of your manual decks.
Month 6
AI handles all platform budget shifts without human approval.
Month 7 · D-Day
The agency deletes your login and redirects the ad spend.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
2400 dollars
Average hourly ad spend
6 hours daily
Time spent refreshing dashboards
12 meetings
Strategy meetings per week
Your severance
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