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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou optimize spend while the algorithm laughs at your attribution models.
Senior Lead (mostly pivot tables, emotionally exhausted by iOS14)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning ad spend into profit, minus you.
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reallocates your entire budget in milliseconds
You manage ad budgets, track conversion metrics, and tweak campaign bid strategies on social media platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the client with enough confidence to save the account.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Smart bots take over daily bid adjustments for better returns.
Week 7
Generative models produce all your ad copy and image variants.
Month 3
Your spreadsheets die as dashboards update in real-time forever.
Month 6
Algorithms move money between platforms without your human input.
Month 8 · D-Day
The agency realizes your role is just an expensive middleman.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
Zero
Cost per click
Negative
ROAS variance
Hours
Human decision lag
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale donut.
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