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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour spreadsheets were just high-effort hallucinations waiting for a real algorithm.
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Burning your client's budget with mathematical precision.
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automates bidding strategies before you have coffee
You manage ad spend and tracking pixels while pretending that basic data trends are profound strategic insights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why a campaign failed with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts pull your metrics and generate the slides for you.
Week 9
Models automatically deploy and troubleshoot all your tracking tags.
Month 3
Algorithms handle real-time ad buying at a fraction of your speed.
Month 5
Vision models iterate ad assets based on actual conversion data.
Month 6 · D-Day
The client forgets your email address as the machine takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9% higher
Ad targeting accuracy
near zero
Cost per click
0.002 seconds
Insight generation time
Your severance
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