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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsA glorified button-pusher for platforms that already automate your job anyway.
Expert at setting budgets that algorithms immediately override.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bidding wars won in the microsecond.
squeeze.youAI▸ ADOPTIMISER V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts real-time bids for maximum conversion
You bid on ad auctions and manage daily campaign budgets across various social media platforms to drive clicks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a client why their cat video didn't go viral.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents scrape your dashboard data and write your client reports.
Month 3
Algorithms handle all daily bid adjustments based on real-time auction data.
Month 7
Generative models produce and test thousands of ad variations daily.
Month 12
Autonomous agents reallocate spend across platforms to hit your exact goals.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs better without your manual input, so we switch you off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
18 percent
Average ad spend wasted
6 hours
Time spent in spreadsheets
4
Ad platforms managed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to an ad-blocking browser extension.
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