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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsTrading paint chips for algorithmic pricing won't save your desk.
Professional color matcher and contractor therapist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect color, zero human error.
oof.youAI▸ COLORMATCH PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mixes custom tints in three seconds
You manage retail inventory, mix custom colors, and upsell contractors on supplies. Automation handles the rest now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a contractor is lying about their credit limit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors on shelves track every gallon leaving the store.
Month 8
Robotic arms mix perfect pigments without your messy manual calibration.
Month 20
Algorithms handle bulk pricing and delivery scheduling for contractors.
Year 3.2
Floor scrubbers remove drips before you even notice them.
Year 4 · D-Day
The store runs entirely on remote vision and automated logistics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
12 percent
Colors botched by humans
6 hours daily
Contractor small talk duration
400 yearly
Gallons wasted in testing
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium eggshell white paint.
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