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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell tinted liquids that machines now mix better than you.
Road warrior who thinks lunch is a business expense.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated inventory, infinite color matching, zero commissions.
split.youAI▸ PIGMENTPULSE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates recurring bulk color orders instantly
You manage client orders, maintain stock levels, and convince paint shops to choose your specific brand of pigment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a contractor is lying about their credit limit by their voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your call logs and sales habits are ingested by machine learning.
Month 5
Automated reordering systems talk directly to the retail supply stores.
Month 13
An agent emails your clients with better pricing than you offer.
Year 2.1
Store kiosks replace the need for your physical product demonstrations.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire sales territory with a predictive bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 percent
Average margin per bucket
6 cups
Coffee cups per shift
45 percent
Calls ignored by store managers
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium matte white primer.
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