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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEnjoy that abrasive dust while your lungs still belong to you.
Industrial sand-flinger with a grit-filled career outlook.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Strip and spray without a mask.
squeeze.you▸ CORRO-KILL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strips paint and primes without spraying dust
You blast corrosion off steel with high-pressure media and apply protective coatings for structural longevity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of rust oxidation before it creates a structural failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the hull surface to identify every rust patch.
Month 7
Articulated arms take over cleaning small, easy-to-reach steel sections.
Month 16
Computer-controlled sprayers apply uniform paint thickness across flat surfaces.
Year 2.3
Modular gantries seal off work areas to automate indoor blasting.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine finishes the hull while the worker watches from home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
84 percent
Average lung capacity remaining
mach zero-point-three
Blast nozzle velocity
12 kilograms
Safety gear weight
Your severance
One free chest X-ray and a sturdy respirator mask.
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