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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour tape lines are straight, but your employment contract is crooked.
Master of the drop cloth and the perfect cut-in.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect edges without the mid-day coffee break.
oof.youAI▸ WALLMASTER PRECISION UNIT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprays flawless coats at impossible angles
You fill holes, sand surfaces, apply primer, and cut in edges to mask imperfection with layers of pigment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is about to change the paint shade again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Lasers map every wall and trim point in your workspace.
Month 5
Small units smooth surfaces to a perfect, consistent flatness.
Month 13
A high-speed gantry applies tape with zero edge bleed.
Year 2.1
Pressure-controlled nozzles apply uniform coats without any roller mess.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine finishes the room while you sign your exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 liters
Average spills per week
12 hours
Hours spent cleaning brushes
30 meters
Tape waste per room
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium matte white paint.
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