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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsThe machine respects the mess, but will eventually out-patient you.
Professional listener in an increasingly automated silence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dignified algorithms for end-of-life logistics.
stretchy.youAI▸ EOS-CARE MONITORING SUITE▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
listens to silence with perfect diagnostic clarity
You manage complex symptoms and provide comfort to dying patients. Your compassion is a high-latency system bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know when to hold a patient's hand without a sensor calculating pressure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors begin tracking patient vital signs and restlessness patterns constantly.
Year 8
Voice-to-text models remove your need to manually update digital patient files.
Year 16
Decision engines predict and schedule your patient rounds based on severity.
Year 25
Limited semi-autonomous delivery carts handle basic physical supply restocking.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your role becomes the final human oversight layer in a total system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 minutes
Average bedside minutes
100 percent
Emotional tax percentage
High
Chart entry variance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to zero-gravity hospice software.
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