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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour hammer swings are being calibrated out of existence by better servos.
Expert in making expensive mistakes look like factory fresh.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect metal curves without the loud banging.
split.you▸ AUTOSHAPE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores dented fenders with sonic pulses
You shape damaged car metal using hammers, dollies, and filler to hide collisions. You fix structural body lines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively feel if a chassis frame is tweaked just by eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras scan every dent for precise surface depth data.
Month 5
Suction-based arms pull simple dents without needing a single hammer.
Month 13
Sensors guide robotic sanders to flatten filler without human error.
Year 2.2
Hydraulic rigs force metal back to factory specs automatically.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The shop is now fully autonomous and requires no human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
99.9%
Average metal-denting accuracy
Zero
Banging noise decibels
Negative
Filler usage waste
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium auto body filler.
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