Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Papal Chambermaid jobs? · Latest report #uiez54xu
Your job has an expiration date
July 22, 2055
In 28 years, 9 monthsDivine intervention is cheaper than deep-cleaning centuries of Vatican history.
Master of dust, curator of quiet, keeper of keys.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Holier than thou, cleaner than yesterday.
ow.youAI▸ SACREDSANITISER PRO▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 28 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sanitises relics without breaking the spirit
You maintain historic residential quarters. Tasks include dusting delicate artifacts and preparing living spaces for high-profile occupants.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which loose floorboard to avoid to keep the silence perfectly intact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors map the layout to navigate the maze of historic corridors.
Year 5
Soft robotic brushes learn to handle 500-year-old gilded surfaces safely.
Year 14
Computer vision identifies and treats fabric blemishes in papal chambers.
Year 22
Movement motors are dampened to ensure absolute silence during daily tasks.
Year 29 · D-Day
The machine takes over, leaving you only with memories and cleaner hands.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
400 meters
Average dusting radius
0.1 grams
Artifact touch sensitivity
99.9 percent
Antique polish ratio
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium microfiber cleaning cloths.
Discussion
