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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 3, 2106
In 80 yearsGenealogical redundancy is the only frontier left for us to optimize.
Professional relative with zero actual administrative powers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthetic ancestry for the modern ecclesiastic.
toast.youAI▸ LINEAGESIM 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 80 YEARSAI's Special Power
authenticates personal history via blockchain
You provide biological continuity to a historical office. You exist entirely outside of the organizational chart.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can claim to have known the boss before the hat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
We aggregate all public records of your life to train a high-fidelity genealogical chatbot.
Year 4
Synthetic holographic siblings are tested for private ceremonies to reduce travel costs.
Year 14
We simulate complex family histories to replace the need for actual biological relatives.
Year 33
Canon law is updated by our AI to accept virtual kin in ceremonial roles.
Year 80 · D-Day
Your biological presence is successfully deprecated in favor of a perfectly simulated family structure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100%
Genetic correlation
Zero
Ecclesial output
Negative
Bureaucratic utility
Your severance
One free ticket to Vatican City, non-transferable.
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