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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour long lens is just a slow, clumsy drone.
Freelance shutterbug, stalker of the rich and famous.
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blub.you▸ LENSMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks targets across urban environments
Track public figures for exclusive photos. Sell images to tabloid agencies for publication.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically shoulder-check a rival for the perfect frame.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors and social media scrapers replace human tipsters.
Month 4
Networked drones orbit targets without needing breaks or sleep.
Month 9
Vision models select the best shots instantly.
Month 14
AI sends files directly to tabloid CMS platforms.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human photographers are banned from public areas by law.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,000
Photos taken per day
0.2 seconds
Human shutter lag
Indefinite
Drone battery life
Your severance
A blurred photo of your own unemployment.
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