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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou spend all day bending wire, but the wire doesn't care.
Wire-bending technician and industrial loop specialist.
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Bending wires for eternity without complaint.
help!you▸ CLIPMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
bends ten thousand wires per hour
You feed steel wire into machines to bend them into loops. It is a loud, repetitive chore.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can fix the machine when it jams.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track every jam and mechanical hiccup in your unit.
Month 4
Gantry arms take over the heavy lifting of raw spools.
Month 10
AI adjusts the bending tension faster than human hands can.
Month 16
Integrated vacuums remove metal shavings without your intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The factory turns off the lights and you head home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12000
clips per hour
constant
wire fatigue
too much
metal dust inhaled
Your severance
A lifetime supply of paper clips.
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