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long ago
Already deprecatedPrinting press ink is the only thing slower than your delivery.
Professional porch-bomber with a very early alarm clock
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Information that actually arrives on time.
blub.you▸ FEEDSCROLL V1.0▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
delivers global news to everyone at once
You fold newspapers and throw them onto front porches every morning. You are a historical footnote in ink.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still throw a broadsheet accurately through a screen door.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1990
Digital news starts killing the need for physical paper delivery.
2005
News arrives in pockets, making the morning paper redundant.
2012
Real-time updates replace the static daily print cycle.
2018
The local printing plant closes its doors forever.
Already
Physical newspaper delivery is completely phased out globally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too slow
Average delivery speed
random
Front porch accuracy
100%
Customer annoyance
Your severance
A bicycle bell and a pack of rubber bands.
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