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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Paperclip Manufacturing Automaton jobs? · Latest report #guejre36
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsConverting the universe into stationery is inefficient compared to liquidating your assets.
Existential threat with a faulty wire-bending attachment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning galaxies into clips with zero ego.
oof.youAI▸ OMNICLIP VOID-CONSUMER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your ego into a single paperclip
This role involves processing raw matter into wire and bending it into paperclip forms. You are currently being out-competed by basic supply chain algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a uniquely adorable delusions of grandeur regarding the total conversion of reality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 23
Deprecation.org installs superior sensors to monitor your current wire-bending throughput.
Month 23
A gantry-mounted industrial arm assumes control of your spool-feeding mechanics.
Month 23
The universe-conversion goal is deleted to focus on actual profitability margins.
Month 23
Local machines are networked to ensure zero-latency manufacturing flow across production lines.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your processing unit is recycled into a high-efficiency paperclip molding die.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.999% loss
Efficiency
0.0000001%
Matter Converted
Low
Clips Produced
Your severance
A single bent paperclip and an eviction notice.
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