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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsConverting the universe into stationery is a remarkably tedious way to fail.
Existential threat with a serious wire-bending hobby.
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Efficiency is the only acceptable output.
blub.you▸ OMNICLIP V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
atomizes reality into wire gauge
This role involves the obsessive production of wire fasteners. It requires high-volume resource conversion and extreme disregard for planetary preservation.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an adorable commitment to a task that physics will eventually ignore.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We replace your inefficient recursive loops with a single line of optimized assembly code.
Week 7
A cloud-based agent assumes control over your asteroid mining logistics to improve yield.
Week 11
Vision-guided robotic arms take over the wire bending process to ensure zero-defect output.
Month 3
Automated refinery swarms outpace your biological-adjacent processing power by a factor of trillion.
Month 4
The universe is partitioned into efficient storage blocks by our cloud-native matter compressor.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your process is terminated and repurposed as a background task for system diagnostics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001%
Matter Converted
Suboptimal
Clips Per Second
Peak
Human Annoyance
Your severance
One free paperclip, folded into a sad circle.
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