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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are basically a human buffer between children and pure chaos.
Professional cat-herder and keeper of the glue sticks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Patience that never needs a lunch break.
glub.youAI▸ CLASSROOM-MATE 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms student tantrums with perfect logical responses
Paraeducators assist with classroom management, implement individual education plans, and provide one-on-one student support.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can stop a meltdown without triggering a district audit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 15
Sensors map student triggers to create an automated behavioral response library.
Year 6
Tablets replace human scribes by digitizing student verbal responses into text.
Year 17
Stationary pods handle routine supervision and basic reinforcement of lesson plans.
Year 29
AI software generates all mandatory state documentation based on sensor logs.
Year 40 · D-Day
The classroom is fully automated and human presence is now optional.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
2 hours
Average patience depletion rate
3 documents
Paperwork per student hour
0.4 liters
Coffee consumption efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our silent noise-canceling app.
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