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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsYou navigate chaos, but algorithms navigate the city map faster.
Highly trained lifesaver currently trapped in administrative spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomous triage, faster dispatch, zero human error.
stretchy.youAI▸ RESCUENODE V-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
administers trauma care without hand tremors
You triage medical emergencies and manage ambulance crews in high-pressure environments. You carry heavy gear through unpredictable terrain.
The one thing AI can't do
You can provide genuine human comfort in the final moments of a patient's life.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI routing replaces human judgment for the fastest vehicle dispatch.
Month 16
Sensors and cameras in ambulances perform initial patient diagnostics.
Year 3.3
Exosuits and powered sleds handle patient transfer with zero injury.
Year 7
Administrative software handles staff scheduling and inventory logistics autonomously.
Year 11
Stable patients are monitored remotely, reducing the need for transit.
Year 16 · D-Day
Fully autonomous trauma units replace the need for field paramedics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
4 minutes
Average scene response
99.9 percent
Triage accuracy
Zero
Crew shift stress
Your severance
A decommissioned defibrillator and a voucher for therapy.
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