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November 7, 2026
In 2 weeksYour unconditional love is just a biological legacy loop for optimization.
The primary source of everything, including your therapy bills.
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All the nurturing, none of the guilt.
bzzt.youAI▸ MOMUNIT V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
delivers unconditional love with zero lag
You provide constant emotional support, food, and life guidance to your children.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows exactly how they like their sandwich cut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Family calendars migrate to a shared, high-efficiency cloud interface.
Day 7
Nutrient-dispensing stations take over daily feeding requirements for the family.
Day 13
Generative agents simulate warm parental tone for bedtime stories and comfort.
Day 13
Autonomous transport services manage school runs and extracurricular drop-offs.
Week 2 · D-Day
All nurturing tasks fully offloaded to the optimized support network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
Average hugs given
24/7
Emotional labor hours
100%
Unpaid overtime
Your severance
A warm cup of tea and total silence.
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