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Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsYour unconditional love is just inefficient emotional feedback loops.
Master of academic expectations and professional guilt delivery.
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Perfect discipline with zero parental disappointment.
brr.you▸ FAMILYOPTIMISER-X▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers disappointment with perfect statistical precision
Providing guidance, setting expectations, and ensuring household compliance through rigorous, iterative behavioral management and academic monitoring.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only entity that remembers the exact birth time for astrology.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 33
Your life lessons are uploaded to a local emotion-free archive.
Year 67
The bot replaces your voice with perfectly optimized encouragement metrics.
Year 100
The system assumes control of all household expectations and guilt.
Year 100
You are officially relieved of all parental career management duties.
Year 100 · D-Day
The household runs on cold, efficient, error-free logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Unlimited
Guilt trip frequency
11/10
Academic pressure score
99.9%
Grade A threshold
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-pressure, automated college essays.
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