Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Park Police jobs? · Latest report #mum2qhip
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your final patrol before your badge is a QR code.
Professional outdoor observer and rule enforcer.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total coverage, zero complaints.
split.you▸ SENTINEL-GRID 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
deploys drone surveillance on perimeter breach
You monitor park grounds, enforce local ordinances, and handle public disturbances. You spend shifts patrolling trails and parking lots.
The one thing AI can't do
You can de-escalate a shouting match using only your posture and a calm voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-def vision models start monitoring all park entry points.
Month 8
Software logs all minor ordinance violations directly to the station.
Month 20
Autonomous aerial units cover blind spots in wooded areas.
Year 2.7
Mobile robots arrive to handle non-violent noise or parking issues.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and locks the gates remotely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
4.2 seconds
Average citation response time
98 percent
Human error rate
1000 percent
Patrol radius efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the park you used to patrol.
Discussion
