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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou protect the trees, but the sensors watch them forever.
Professional outdoor enthusiast with a badge and radio.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total forest oversight with zero fatigue.
stretchy.youAI▸ WILDGUARD RANGER-UNIT 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks intruders using thermal forest imaging
You patrol trail networks, enforce park regulations, and manage visitor safety in unpredictable wilderness environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a hiker is lying about their injuries in the dark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
High-resolution cameras begin mapping every inch of the trail network.
Year 8
Motion and sound sensors replace the need for physical perimeter patrols.
Year 16
Violation detection software issues digital fines directly to visitor smartphones.
Year 24
Autonomous medical pods deploy to provide first aid after accidents.
Year 40 · D-Day
The ranger station closes permanently as the central forest-AI assumes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 miles
Average miles walked
4 tickets
Fines issued daily
10,000
Trees monitored
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the park you used to patrol.
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