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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsGravity is the only thing currently keeping you employable, briefly.
Professional gravity-tester and hashtag enthusiast.
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Stunts without the bruised shins.
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records flawless 8k stunts without breaking bones
You film yourself jumping off structures and edit the footage into hype-filled videos for ad revenue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine terror of a concrete landing in your knees.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software removes all your shake, making amateur footage look professional.
Month 4
Agents slice your best jumps into viral hooks automatically.
Month 8
Computers generate gravity-defying maneuvers that no human can safely replicate.
Month 13
High-speed custom drones execute the jumps your legs never could.
Month 18 · D-Day
Viewers prefer the impossible physics of digital simulations over your reality.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
3 per year
Average bone fractures
94 percent
Views from falling
High
Human mortality risk
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium knee replacement bandages.
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