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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou write the speeches that nobody reads for a person who ignores you.
Senior policy drafter and professional ghostwriter for the status quo.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crafting policy faster than the opposition argues.
toast.youAI▸ LEGISLATEAI PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters constituent emails into the digital abyss
You draft legislative briefings, manage MP correspondence, and navigate complex parliamentary procedures for policy advocacy and public communications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still navigate the social minefield of the Tea Room without causing a diplomatic incident.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An LLM agent tags and drafts replies to all basic constituent emails.
Month 5
The AI synthesises policy talking points into coherent, robotic House speeches.
Month 11
Scheduling algorithms now control the MP calendar with brutal, efficient logic.
Month 15
Natural language models condense complex white papers into simple bullet points.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the policy engine takes the final seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
200+
Emails drafted daily
Chronic
Coffee-induced anxiety
100%
Policy nuances lost
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid tea and regrets.
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