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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTranslating political whims into dense legal text is purely algorithmic.
Bureaucrat of the parliamentary drafting pen.
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Turning partisan noise into binding statutes instantly.
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pre-emptively kills clauses to avoid heated debates
You draft legislation, manage the amendment process, and navigate the bureaucratic parliamentary cycle to turn policy into law.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively navigate the unwritten social nuances of the backbenchers at 2am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models ingest existing law to draft coherent legislation.
Month 5
A scoring algorithm automatically rejects redundant or conflicting proposed amendments.
Month 12
Software manages the parliamentary calendar better than any human scheduler.
Month 16
Synthetic avatars handle all minister queries during floor debates.
Year 2 · D-Day
The entire legislative pipeline runs autonomously without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
142
Average amendments per bill
2000
Hours spent in committee
47
Drafts per successful passage
Your severance
One framed copy of your most ignored bill.
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