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Will AI replace Parliamentary Camera Operator jobs? · Latest report #33td8i56
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA tripod with a network connection is already performing better than you.
Master of framing the absolute chaos of governance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Legislative precision, zero ego.
squeeze.youAI▸ HOUSECAM AUTODIRECTOR V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks shouting senators without losing focus
Tracking live political debates and switching between speakers in high-stakes legislative sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social awareness to know which politician is about to lose their temper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Visual algorithms lock onto speaker faces automatically.
Month 4
AI predicts the next speaker based on microphone volume.
Month 13
Ceiling-mounted rails replace all human-operated camera stands.
Year 1.9
Software switches the feed without any human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and cameras are permanently locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.6%
Zero per day
Focus drift incidents
200 milliseconds
Human reaction latency
Never
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to C-SPAN and a tripod.
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