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Will AI replace Parliamentary Deputy jobs? · Latest report #5zt3qknr
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour platform is just an API call waiting to happen.
Professional loudmouth, committee chair, and bill filibusterer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising democracy by removing the human element.
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votes on all bills simultaneously in seconds
You debate public policy, vote on legislation, and pretend to listen to constituents at endless committee meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a dramatic, choreographed walkout during a live television broadcast.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors scrape every speech you have ever given for patterns.
Month 7
AI models generate your policy statements and social media posts.
Month 16
A digital avatar votes your preferences during routine sessions.
Year 2.2
Algorithms calculate the most popular stance to maximize voter approval.
Year 3 · D-Day
Legislation is automated to remove the need for human representatives.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Zero to five
Laws passed per session
Thirty weekly
Hours spent ignoring emails
Ninety-eight percent
Percentage of soundbites scripted
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a lucrative consulting gig.
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