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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsDrafting policy for someone who doesn't read the summary anyway.
Professional ghostwriter for people who can't draft an email.
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Automated governance without the human ego.
bzzt.you▸ LEGISLATELOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters endless spam emails into concise summaries
You draft legislation, manage constituency correspondence, and prepare briefing papers for parliamentary debates. Your existence is mostly waiting for a bill to be amended.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern which constituents are genuinely angry and which are just bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent categorizes every constituency email by sentiment and required legislative action.
Month 3
Natural language processors generate accurate briefing papers based on real-time parliamentary record feeds.
Month 6
Smart-scheduling algorithms handle meeting requests based on political alignment and donor history.
Month 10
Systems propose legislative amendments cross-referenced against current party policy and legal constraints.
Month 14 · D-Day
The assistant account is migrated to a server-side API permanently replacing the human role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
98%
Emails ignored
64%
Drafts rejected
4 Liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one signed copy of Hansard.
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