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Will AI replace Parliamentary Reporter jobs? · Latest report #9x39bq5u
Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsTranscription is just glorified typing for people who speak too slowly.
Typing history as it happens, one yawn at a time.
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The record never forgets, pauses, or typos.
toast.youAI▸ VERBATIM-AI V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
translates incoherent shouting into perfect prose
You capture every word spoken in the chamber and edit it into the official record.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle sarcasm and exhaustion in a politician's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify speakers and isolate audio channels automatically.
Month 3
A draft text appears on screen before the speaker finishes.
Month 5
You become a glorified proofreader for the machine's perfect drafts.
Month 7
The system cross-references records to auto-verify names and laws.
Month 8 · D-Day
The report goes straight to print without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Unlimited
WPM speed threshold
Suboptimal
Human error rate
Four cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a speech-to-text app.
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